Up yours, Mr. Let’s Play God And Mess Our Clocks Up Every Six Months For The Hell Of It. Apparently you weren’t trying to wake up at 6am in the pitch black morning to make your life better by going to the YMCA.
Note to Futureson: When you go to buy paper napkins, the packs that hold 250 and the packs that hold 500 are the EXACT same size. I’m not sure what kind of conspiracy Bounty has got the exciting world of disposable kitchen products into, but I don’t trust it. It’s madness, I tell you. You don’t even get a deal for buying the 500, it’s literally double the price. In the SAME SIZE PACKAGE. My prayer to you is that by the time you start buying napkins for yourself (2026-ish?) that this utter lack of respect for the laws of physics has somehow come to a peaceful end.