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We saw Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman eating at Whole Foods tonight.
Losers we are no longer.

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  1. 1st – We’re most happy to know that Nicole is eating!! We’ve been worried.

    2nd – We’re happy to know that she is real! At this point she has just been an enigma to us.

    3rd – We bow to you! How long we have hoped for just a glimpse or chance meeting with Nicole.

    4th – Neither of you have ever been losers. This does, however, actually advance your status several rungs. This can also insure the fact that you will never fall to loser status. :))

    5th – From now on we can be reached at Whole Foods. :))

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