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Breastpumps have these futuristic-looking connection devices that are made of several pieces of plastic that need to be taken apart, washed, boiled (until the thrush clears), and put back together. Every time I do this I think about Forrest Gump disassembling his firearm in record time. And so I figure I’m pretty much like that.

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